Bennett Brauer. In my opinion, he is clearly one of the most hilarious characters that SNL has ever been blessed with. Played by the great late Chris Farley, there's no one else in the world who could have made this character more comical. Observe:
 

Streaming Video- See him in action on Weekend Update
Listen to the WAV- Hear the audio presentation of his Weekend Update appearance which is written out below.
Listen to a RealAudio file of the same skit.

    "That's right, Bennett Brauer here with another commentary. Didn't think the suites would have me back, perhaps. Thought they'd have my derriere replaced by one of those cookie cutter store mannequins...
     Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't "had sex with a woman"; I don't know "how that works". I guess I don't "fall in line". I'm not "hygenic". I don't "wipe properly". I lack "style". I don't have "charisma" or "self esteem". I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal". I can't "reach all the parts of my body". When I sleep, I "sweat profusely".
    But I guess the "powers that be" will keep signing my paycheck, at least until John and Jane Q. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to watching commentators who don't "frighten children" and don't "eat their own dandruff" and don't "pop their white heads with a compass they used in highschool"."

Listen to his other appearance on Weekend Update (WAV format) which is also written out below.

     "That's right, Bennett Brauer back with another commentary. Thought you've seen the last of ol' Bennett, perhaps. Thougtht the network bigwigs would have sent Bennett and his negative "view rating" on a slow boat to shanghai.
      Well, maybe I don't "look the part". I'm not "velt". I don't "look comfortable on camera". I'm not "gabby". I don't "understand what'd going on in the news". I'm not "likable". I don't "get along with people". When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact". I guess I don't "fit the mold". I don't "wear the latest clothes" or even ones that don't "reek". I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff". I don't have "firm breasts". I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not "spick and span". I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs".
     But, for the time being, I guess the network "enforcers" are opting for my approach, until Joe Consumer tells them he'd rather get his 2 cents from commentators who don't "make babies cry" and don't "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle," and don't "leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time," and- I'm flying! I'm flying!! ..holy shnikes!..I have a weight problem..."

Check out a rather interesting site dedicated to the comedy stylings of Bennett Brauer here.